HAHA.

Carl Thomas - My First Love

Question : Why do men fart more than women?
Answer : Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Question : When does a woman enjoy a man's company?
Answer : When he owns it.

somewhere in a convo with zoe...

zoé : do me a favour ?
joel : get a life ?
zoé : uhm
zoé : take a book
joel : aaaaaaaannnnnnndddd
zoé : got the book ?
joel : yeah
joel : knockmyselfout?
zoé : and put it against your cheek
zoé : okayh?
joel : HUH WHY
zoé : just do it
zoé : i'll tell you why in a minute
joel : ok did
joel : then
zoé : YOU'VE JUST BEEN FACEBOOKED
zoé : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
joel : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH


credits to zoe...